//mr. boat's web zone
//library-access: PUBLIC [auth: *******]
//motd: "11/26/2023: hello and welcome to my web zone. enjoy your stay -- KB"

//hi! hello! hi!!!

A robot with an oscilloscope for a head, displaying a tired-looking eye looking towards the user. Hanging from the back of his head is a faux ponytail made from a ribbon cable. The robot is dressed in a blue floral-patterned hawaiian shirt with a tan trucker vest over it; on the right side of the vest is a pin for the Space Truckers' Union. The robot is a holding an open can of 'ZUX Light' beer in his left claw.

//I'm Kowboat, an artist, writer(?) & (occasional, currently on hiatus) variety streamer! I've had an online presence for some time on various platforms, some of which i still post on, but in late 2023 I decided I needed a corner of the web to call my own or I was going to go completely insane. The results speak for themselves!

//Going forward, everything I do will be posted here first, with my other blogs used to announce updates and/or for recreational shitposting. Feel free to follow the site's RSS feed to be informed of future updates!

//Gaze upon my works and tell me what you think!


  • 04/24/2024 - caught up on gallery additions. iirc the RSS generates an update when any page changes, so i'm going to try and keep the gallery current and not bother with the front page unless there's something else to note (like for example, Birthright is up to session 4! it's pretty dang good if i say so myself).
  • 03/10/2024 - added a couple of reactive PNGs (one commission, one for a live tabletop game i'm in 🤫) and some fanart to the gallery! also updated the Other Works page with an exciting new project...
  • 02/10/2024 - uploaded a salacious companion piece to the new years' pinup, now that it's actually the lunar new year (i think?). anyway, back to the Blender mines
  • 01/30/2024 - after countless hours in Blender & Unity i have successfully projected my form into the Virtual Realm. direct your attention to the gallery
  • 01/01/2024 - happy new year! got inspired and did some new years-themed artwork, check it out in the gallery (unless you're a baby because it's NSFW)
  • 12/30/2023 - fixed some missing close tags i didn't notice before, nothing exciting. and if you hadn't already seen, there are two (2) new pieces in the gallery, neither of which are holiday-themed!
  • 12/23/2023 - funny story, apparently neocities automatically maintains an RSS feed for every website so i don't even need to do anything special there
  • 12/22/2023 - my grim task is finally complete. no more dead links! now i can finally show this stupid thing to people
  • 12/10/2023 - finally wrote an intro! more CSS fiddling, you can toggle the CRT scanlines now if you don't like them. more side pages might exist now, go check ;)
  • 12/3/2023 - new commissioned art in the gallery, and more stylistic edits. some day i'll finish this website
  • 12/1/2023 - minor stylistic edits here and on the gallery, horizontal navbars are now for navigating *within* a page
  • 11/26/2023, pt. 2 - gallery's up! go look at my blorbos (and then give me money to draw yours)
  • 11/26/2023 - the site is now technically live! there's nothing on it, granted, but still-- technically live! push the buttons, see which ones work (not many), break the site in fun mundane fundane ways, etc.